You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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