Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You know, be my cock's hype man.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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