who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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