im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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