gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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