I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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