i permit you to call me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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