This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
there is puke in my bra ... again
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