i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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