I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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