Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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