If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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