I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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