I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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