Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
When are your genitals available?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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