It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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