Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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