Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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