like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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