The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Hippo gnu deer
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
