I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize