no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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