I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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