So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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