Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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