A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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