I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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