He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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