operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I love having hate sex.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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