i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I love you. Go after that dick
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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