Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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