Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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