I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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