why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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