just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
