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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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