Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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