Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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