how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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