Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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