so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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