My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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