Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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