why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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