You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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