if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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