I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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