But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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