you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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