I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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