Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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