Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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