Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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