walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
