Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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